new ways of looking at asterisks which are not that new

by Feng

Cara: I was watching american dad the other day. they called an asshole a starfish. I liked that
me: that is great/ i like starfish imagery. esp in relation to poop
Cara: Also, there is an asshole key on the computer *
me: yaaaaaaaaay*********
Cara: thanks asshole
me: *
Cara: **
me: assholes are interesting they are a circular muscle
Cara: they open, they close, shit comes out
me: just like real assholes
Cara: like politicians and Justin bieber’s mouth