on having pretentious babies

by Feng

me: yeah they are most interesting. whatever, who cares, i’ll make a sad baby
Cara: I’d love your sad baby
me: yay me too
Cara: my baby will be angry
Cara: full of joyous rage
me: that sounds great
Cara: we shall put them together and see what happens
me: mine will be full of jouissance
Cara: jouissance means orgasm
me: yes, but in the lacanian sense, where it is pleasure to the point of pain. my baby will be full of jouissance and angst
Cara: lacan had orgasms too. oh is that his schpiel? but that’s not brilliant, that’s just sado-masochism